i can't wait to get married

wowfunniestposts:

: i’m gonna walk down the aisle like

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and i’ll be all like

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my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like

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we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like

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then we’re gonna go to the reception and party

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then go to our hotel room and bang

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then live happily every after

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but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr

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this blog is hilarious

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST